The kids brought home Thanksgiving-related school work in preparation for the holiday. In a book called "Thanksgiving," Pink P describes her excitement about going to an aunt's house, smelling apple pie in the kitchen, and eating salad.
It all seems so idyllic until she drops the hammer on Big Sissy.
|"I feel like I could cry because Big Sissy will not come."|
I pointed out that Big Sissy WAS coming for Thanksgiving, but Pink P said it didn't matter because Big Sissy doesn't come nearly enough. I texted a picture of this to Big Sissy, mainly so she could see that everyone really does miss her, but also because I was really glad someone else was on the receiving end of a Pink P guilt trip for once.
Pink has perfected the art of guilt-inducing creativity. On the first day of school, she brought home this:
|Dear Teacher, Please quit asking Pink P how she feels because obviously she is neglected by her mom and her big sister.|
Last week, she insisted I mail a letter to my parents that said, "Dear Grandma and Grandpa, Please come to our house and bring bean soup and nail polish. Love, Pink P." To Santa, she just sent a list, only adding "From Pink" when I pointed out that he might find her letter of demands to be a tad rude.
I'm not sure Sky is doing much better, though. He brought this home from school:
|Cannibalism and talking turkey legs--not to mention serious lack of compassion.|
Inside the card, he seemed mostly thankful that we are all not dead.
In other writing, he nicely articulated how fortunate he is to have a family that loves him, a school where he can be educated, and plenty of chances to grow as a human being. Here, however, he's glad to be "rich" and not dead. Uh, thanks, Buddy.
Just when I'd started to seriously worry about where we went wrong with Sky, he handed me this:
In reality, we don't have chores at our house. We have jobs--all of us working together for the good of the family and none of us doing it in hopes of getting paid. At least, that's what we call it and how we think about it. Then again, that might just be semantics. The important part is that he wants to to stuff to help and that he's thought about what specifically he can do. Things like:
This is actually a pretty great coupon book. I just hope he doesn't start charging me once the coupons run out.