Okay, there's no such thing as the NORAD Constance Tracker, but it'd be cool if there was. No word so far on where Constance our rogue killer whale Air Swimmer has gotten off to (link). I've received some awesome "sightings" which you can follow at the Help Bring Constance the Whale Home Facebook page (link). I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who finds any of this funny, and the kids have pretty much given up on the chance of ever finding their beloved whale. Still, as long as there are sightings, I will keep writing about Constance.
Here's where she's been so far:
Someone needs to give that whale a geography lesson. Either she's moving in circles, or there's more than one whale.......You know.......now that I think about it, she's probably just moving in big circles. That's what she did at our house. She moved in big circles and followed me around all the damn time. She also lurked in dark corners and ambushed me just beyond the noren (Never seen a noren? Find examples here.) You'll have to trust me when I say that nothing scares the beans out of you quite like a whale waiting at eye level right on the other side of the curtain. And, no, I did NOT kidnap her. I swear (though I'm still not sure I buy Ren's alibi).
I know, I know, I know. This is another one of those non-post posts. What can I say? I'm back off Diet Coke after my day of backsliding (link), and it's hard to concentrate. The real thing I wanted to tell you is that I'm honored to be featured over at Rants from Mommyland today. If you've never read it, get on over there and check it out (link)!
Oh, and thanks to FMBMC Stephanie for the great shots of Constance (and for the new banner for my blog)! You make my technical ineptness a lot less obvious!