Thursday, February 28, 2013

NORAD Constance Tracker

Okay, there's no such thing as the NORAD Constance Tracker, but it'd be cool if there was. No word so far on where Constance our rogue killer whale Air Swimmer has gotten off to (link). I've received some awesome "sightings" which you can follow at the Help Bring Constance the Whale Home Facebook page (link). I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who finds any of this funny, and the kids have pretty much given up on the chance of ever finding their beloved whale. Still, as long as there are sightings, I will keep writing about Constance. 

Here's where she's been so far:

Someone needs to give that whale a geography lesson. Either she's moving in circles, or there's more than one whale.......You that I think about it, she's probably just moving in big circles. That's what she did at our house. She moved in big circles and followed me around all the damn time. She also lurked in dark corners and ambushed me just beyond the noren (Never seen a noren? Find examples here.) You'll have to trust me when I say that nothing scares the beans out of you quite like a whale waiting at eye level right on the other side of the curtain. And, no, I did NOT kidnap her. I swear (though I'm still not sure I buy Ren's alibi).


I know, I know, I know. This is another one of those non-post posts. What can I say? I'm back off Diet Coke after my day of backsliding (link), and it's hard to concentrate. The real thing I wanted to tell you is that I'm honored to be featured over at Rants from Mommyland today. If you've never read it, get on over there and check it out (link)!

Oh, and thanks to FMBMC Stephanie for the great shots of Constance (and for the new banner for my blog)! You make my technical ineptness a lot less obvious!


FMBMC said...

I, for one, think the Constance sightings are hilarious. I may be biased. I think Constance may be doing some international travel soon.

And you're welcome. I was happy to help. (I always hear that in my head in Lola's voice from Charlie and Lola.)

FMBMC said...

Oh yeah, I love your noren and really want one for our closet door that we never shut, but a certain spouse would probably not deal with one so well.

Shelley said...

Found your blog via RFML - love it! I'm enjoying catching up on your previous posts :)