Ren told me not to post this:
He said if I posted it, you all would know I couldn't sew.
I admit it, I can't sew. Well, that's not entirely true. If pressed, if a dire situation called for it, I could sew. It wouldn't be pretty, but I could do it. But the beauty of it is that I don't have to. Ren likes to sew, and he's totally willing to take on a challenge (in this case, shortening curtains to fit the living room windows). I don't, and I won't.
So it turns out we're perfect for each other.
In case you're worried, I'm not without skills. Check this out:
That's right. That's some of my special homemade toddler mush: daikon radish, carrots, seaweed, peas, and bonito flakes, all mixed with tri-color rotini.
The babies, they love it.
Apparently, it's positively irresistible.